What, me worry?

Alfred E. Neuman

If in my life, I ever had a role model, or was deeply influenced by one single person; Alfred E. Neuman would be that person. "A face that doesn't have a care in the world, except mischief. "

Another way to die

Ending your life is definitely the biggest and the last event that affects it. Do it with style. And since you've already shown a lot of courage by deciding to take your life, why ruin it by going for the painless and swift way?


Aim: self- strangling

What you need: Hands

How to do it:
Not complicated enough to have a "special technique". You just need to put your hands around the neck and start strangling.

Problems encountered:
Strangling yourself with your own hands has long been considered impossible because when your body stops getting enough oxygen, you pass out. Now passing out while strangling yourself is the worst thing that can happen to you. It is like failing at failing. Man are you a failure then! You're the one who has to deal with the embarrassment of people finding you on the floor in your own drool and your hair all dishevelled (remember to comb your hair beforehand). They take you to the hospital where the doctors are so disappointed in you, that one of them might try to strangle you. And if they don't, give me a call; I will. The late Sillius Soddus strangled himself to death. Or was it rabies? Who cares!

Manliness rating: 9 on 10


Holding your breath is another cool alternative. It is very similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is much harder. Harder than Hindi is for Sushant Gangidi. But here is a 3-step guide for those of you who want to do it right now.

Step 1: Hold your breath
Step 2: Wait for 10 minutes
Step 3: If you're reading this, you have failed. Go strangle yourself.