Annoying things

  • Noisy eaters/ people who chew noisily
  • Euphemisms
  • People reading over your shoulder
  • Water in the ears after a bath
  • People who say,"That's obvious" or "What else do you expect?" after everything you say (the "wise guys"; I'd sentence them to death by a firing squad)
  • When people start saying something, stop midway and then say “Forget it" (this should be made a punishable offense)
  • Nails scratching against a chalkboard
  • Leaky pens ruining your hands and your pocket
  • People asking some really stupid questions during a stupid lecture.
  • Ekta Kapoor serials/soaps ( God save humankind!)
  • Shopkeepers who are rude (esp. one particular grumpy old man at a gift store in B.I.T.S, Pilani)
  • “Dudes” with long hair.
  • The Teletubbies (the name says it all!)
  • Himesh Reshamiya and his nasal overtones (usually of the tenth order)
  • Himesh Reshamiya fans
  • Having to repeat yourself over and over and over and over and over ….
  • Talent hunts and reality television.
  • Stepping/ sitting on chewing gum
  • People who worship their favourite actors and can't take a word against them (movie over-enthusiasts too).
  • When you have a long way to walk and your footwear breaks.
  • Stepping into something wet, with your socks on
  • Beauty pageants (pointless, unless you want a few more bad actresses)
  • Websites that require horizontal scrolling.
  • People smoking at a nearby table, at a restaurant, when you're having your food (No thanks! We're fine without the free smoke).
  • When you ask someone to help you decide, and the reply is “Do what you think is best.” (that’s probably the dumbest reply possible)
  • Snobs. (very, very, very annoying)
  • People who overuse slang.
  • When at a gathering, two people just can’t stop whispering in each othersears and giggling. Intolerable when they are a couple and are sitting right beside you.
  • When both your hands are busy, and a fly just can’t stay away from your nose.
  • When you’re trying to teach someone and the person can’t understand even the simplest of things. More irritating when the person doesn’t pay any attention at all.
  • Hypocrites! (very difficult to not be one though)
  • When someone belches loudly.
  • The so called “metro-sexual” guys.
  • You’re out with someone, who finds someone else and they just can’t stop talking.
  • The internet speed at B.I.T.S, Pilani.
  • When you are given 4 chocolates or chewing gum instead of 4 rupees.
  • People lying over petty things
  • People who just can’t accept that they’re wrong, despite knowing it, and say anything to prove their point.
  • Guys who grow nails, and even paint them!
  • U.C.O bank and its staff.
  • People who use profanities to express surprise or to exclaim (Yup! You too).
  • Aaj Tak and Star News


If you feel that I have missed some important points, or would like to append to the list, or would like to share your own list, please use the comments section. Write down anything that annoys you.


10 comments:

shravani said...

1) when ppl keep on talking smthing even though the listener shows disinterest
2) when manager comes early if we go late and when he comes late,if we go early
3) if close frens dont share everything
4) when a boy flirts seriously
5) when a girl takes it seriously
6) roomie talking in the phone always(that too in the room)


well, interesting topic..can jus erase out our anger...keep blogging!! and start such interesting topics more n more...

Unknown said...

hmm .. nice attempt
1) the host of sansani who him self looks like a criminal .
2)when u keep on writing while chatting with friends and u dont get reply .

Rajlakshmi said...

begum!good post! am looking forward to more. :)

Anand said...

1. people sneezing and u r just passing by
2. going to bat in a cricket match without the protector
3. missing a completed assignment to the class

good idea....i can see you don't have much work to do!!

Anonymous said...

when you are way to excited about a plan and it is cancelled at the very last moment

Anonymous said...

when ppl who spend their whole time sitting in their rooms call u lazy!

Anonymous said...

1 A meeting with prof. sajeev chandran
2 meals @ bits pilani messes
3 when ur backie plays cs especially when u r sleeping

Anonymous said...

1) BITS Comprehensive Examination Schedules: "AN/FN" CONFUSIONS
2) Accumulation or leakage of excess Carbon Monoxide gas from the digestive system, during a lecture.
3) When nature calls, and the circumstances don't permit you to answer.
4) When sitting with a girl, and one of the above things happens.
5) Restraining yourself, so that you don't appear mannerless.Like you're a guest for dinner, where your favourite item is being served, and you have to restrain.

nice work.

Mirza said...

Dear Umesh,

I see you have had some really unpleasant experiences. My sympathies. But yes, you did illuminate some extremities of the human condition. Your contribution is invaluable.

Rahim

Amit said...

watching ekta kapoors YUCKY! serials